 | 1. Brendon ""Piercey"" Piercey
| Position : | Backline | | Date of Birth : | | | Birth Place : | | | Height : | 6' | | Weight : | 170 | | Biggest Thrill : | | | Biggest Dissapointment : | | | AFL team : | | | Favorite Movie : | Anchorman | | Prefered Music : | Eclectic | |
 | 6. Mark "Bairdy" Baird
| Position : | Forward Pocketish | | Date of Birth : | | | Birth Place : | | | Height : | 5' 8 | | Weight : | | | Biggest Thrill : | | | Biggest Dissapointment : | | | AFL team : | | | Favorite Movie : | Moulin Rouge | | Prefered Music : | Putnam County Spelling Bee | |
| 7. Corey Irwin
| Position : | Wing/Forward | | Date of Birth : | 8/10/83 | | Birth Place : | Sydney, Australia | | Height : | 5'11 | | Weight : | 170 | | Biggest Thrill : | Winning the Vegas Tournement | | Biggest Dissapointment : | Never making a Nationals GF | | AFL team : | Swans and St. Kilda | | Favorite Movie : | Don't have one (and I was a film student!) | | Prefered Music : | Muse, Radiohead, Foo Fighters | |
 | 8. Mark "Mr. Glass" O'Shea
| Position : | Full Forward | | Date of Birth : | 06/25/1980 | | Birth Place : | Co. Kerry, Ireland | | Height : | 6'4 | | Weight : | 214lbs | | Biggest Thrill : | Training with Sydney Swans (It was like I'd always imagined!!) | | Biggest Dissapointment : | Janni | | AFL team : | Sydney Swans | | Favorite Movie : | Steel Magnolias.....I was bawling! | | Prefered Music : | Country......singing in the shower (I like to spy | |
.jpg) | 9. Colter "Captain Awesome" Allison
| Position : | Utility | | Date of Birth : | | | Birth Place : | Iowa | | Height : | 5'10 | | Weight : | 185 | | Biggest Thrill : | Going on a scoring rampage at the Vegas Nationals in 2006 to help piss pound North Carolina. | | Biggest Dissapointment : | Fish rocking the chick sunglasses. | | AFL team : | Hawks | | Favorite Movie : | This Is Spinal Tap | | Prefered Music : | Tenacious D | |
 | 15. Jason "Still waiting for one...any suggestions?" Moore
| Position : | Backline | | Date of Birth : | 20 May 1976 | | Birth Place : | Melbourne, Australia | | Height : | 176cm | | Weight : | 86kgs | | Biggest Thrill : | Moving to LA. | | Biggest Dissapointment : | Never seeing a St Kilda Premiership | | AFL team : | St Kilda | | Favorite Movie : | Anything with Will Ferrell | | Prefered Music : | Almost anything... | |
| 22. Adam "Champagne" Hale
| Position : | Mid Field, Wing | | Date of Birth : | Top Secret | | Birth Place : | Krypton | | Height : | 6'1" | | Weight : | 180 | | Biggest Thrill : | | | Biggest Dissapointment : | | | AFL team : | | | Favorite Movie : | Rounders, Return to Paradise, Ponette | | Prefered Music : | Josh Ritter, Better Than Ezra, anything on the old | |
 | 59. Andy "Big Country" Lindsey
| Position : | At the end of the bar | | Date of Birth : | June 18th, 1981 | | Birth Place : | Huntington Hospital | | Height : | 190.5cm | | Weight : | Fatty Bo Batty | | Biggest Thrill : | There was this Blonde in college | | Biggest Dissapointment : | OC Bombers' Rhino | | AFL team : | Essendon | | Favorite Movie : | Caddyshack | | Prefered Music : | AM 790 | |
 | 69. Apu "Apu" Nahapepesapetalan
| Position : | Behind the Counter | | Date of Birth : | unknown | | Birth Place : | India | | Height : | Tall | | Weight : | too much | | Biggest Thrill : | Too much syrup in the Squishee | | Biggest Dissapointment : | Scott Fisher | | AFL team : | West Coast | | Favorite Movie : | Gunga Din | | Prefered Music : | Door Chime | |
 | 95. Mary Votava
| Position : | rover | | Date of Birth : | | | Birth Place : | Seattle | | Height : | 5'6 | | Weight : | | | Biggest Thrill : | | | Biggest Dissapointment : | | | AFL team : | Hawks | | Favorite Movie : | Star Wars IV | | Prefered Music : | Rascal Flatts | |
| 98. Jeremiah Dupre
| Position : | backline | | Date of Birth : | | | Birth Place : | Aulburny, Victoria | | Height : | 5'10" | | Weight : | 165 | | Biggest Thrill : | Almost kicking a goal that one time... | | Biggest Dissapointment : | | | AFL team : | Hawks | | Favorite Movie : | | | Prefered Music : | | |
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