 | 1. Brendon "Piercey" Piercey
| Position : | Backline | | Date of Birth : | | | Birth Place : | | | Height : | 6' | | Weight : | 170 | | Biggest Thrill : | | | Biggest Dissapointment : | | | AFL team : | | | Favorite Movie : | Anchorman | | Prefered Music : | Eclectic | |
 | 2. Martin "Marty" Chick
| Position : | | | Date of Birth : | | | Birth Place : | | | Height : | 6' 3 | | Weight : | 205 | | Biggest Thrill : | Getting my picture taken while I was sandwiched between 2 sweet rockin' drummers!! | | Biggest Dissapointment : | | | AFL team : | | | Favorite Movie : | Wedding Crashers | | Prefered Music : | Classic | |
 | 3. Justin "Deep End" Ivey
| Position : | Back Pocket | | Date of Birth : | 4-8-83 | | Birth Place : | Atlanta, GA | | Height : | 6'1 | | Weight : | 175lbs | | Biggest Thrill : | Living in my car. | | Biggest Dissapointment : | Playing drums piss drunk. | | AFL team : | Carlton Blues, Sydney Swans | | Favorite Movie : | Vanilla Sky, Fight Club, Amelie, City of God, PulG | | Prefered Music : | Foo Fighters, White Stripes, Radiohead | |
 | 7. Corey Irwin
| Position : | Forward Pocket | | Date of Birth : | 8/10/83 | | Birth Place : | Sydney, Australia | | Height : | 5'11 | | Weight : | 165lbs. | | Biggest Thrill : | Winning the Vegas Tournement | | Biggest Dissapointment : | Missing a goal on television | | AFL team : | Swans and St. Kilda | | Favorite Movie : | Too Many | | Prefered Music : | I work at KROQ. 'Nuff Said. | |
 | 8. Mark "Darkies" O'Shea
| Position : | Full Forward, On ball | | Date of Birth : | 06/25/1980 | | Birth Place : | Co. Kerry, Ireland | | Height : | 6'4 | | Weight : | 214lbs | | Biggest Thrill : | Training with Sydney Swans (It was like I'd always imagined!!) | | Biggest Dissapointment : | Janni | | AFL team : | Sydney Swans | | Favorite Movie : | Steel Magnolias.....I was bawling! | | Prefered Music : | Country......singing in the shower (I like to spy | |
.jpg) | 9. Colter "White Lightning" Allison
| Position : | Forward Pocket | | Date of Birth : | | | Birth Place : | Iowa | | Height : | 5'10 | | Weight : | 180 | | Biggest Thrill : | Going on a scoring rampage at the Vegas Nationals in 2006 to help piss pound North Carolina. | | Biggest Dissapointment : | Fish rocking the chick sunglasses. | | AFL team : | | | Favorite Movie : | This Is Spinal Tap | | Prefered Music : | Tenacious D | |
.jpg) | 10. James "Thor" Campbell
| Position : | Half Forward Flank | | Date of Birth : | 12/28/70 | | Birth Place : | Los Angeles | | Height : | 6'0 | | Weight : | 205 | | Biggest Thrill : | CAFL Championship 2003 | | Biggest Dissapointment : | Breaking shoulder/arm 2003 Nationals | | AFL team : | Carlton | | Favorite Movie : | Lord of the Rings, Matrix, Jay and Silent Bob | | Prefered Music : | Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Helloween, British Meta | |
| 22. Adam "i got nuthin" Hale
| Position : | Forward | | Date of Birth : | | | Birth Place : | | | Height : | | | Weight : | | | Biggest Thrill : | | | Biggest Dissapointment : | | | AFL team : | | | Favorite Movie : | Rounders, Return to Paradise, Ponette | | Prefered Music : | Josh Ritter, Better Than Ezra, anything on the old | |
.jpg) | 23. Paul Copely
| Position : | Backline | | Date of Birth : | | | Birth Place : | Montana | | Height : | 5' 10 | | Weight : | 180 | | Biggest Thrill : | | | Biggest Dissapointment : | | | AFL team : | | | Favorite Movie : | Ghostbusters | | Prefered Music : | Anything non country | |
 | 59. Andy "Big Country" Lindsey
| Position : | At the end of the bar | | Date of Birth : | June 18th, 1981 | | Birth Place : | Huntington Hospital | | Height : | 190.5cm | | Weight : | Fatty Bo Batty | | Biggest Thrill : | There was this Blonde in college | | Biggest Dissapointment : | OC Bombers' Rhino | | AFL team : | Essendon | | Favorite Movie : | Caddyshack | | Prefered Music : | AM 790 | |
 | 69. Apu "Apu" Nahapepesapetalan
| Position : | Behind the Counter | | Date of Birth : | unknown | | Birth Place : | India | | Height : | Tall | | Weight : | too much | | Biggest Thrill : | Too much syrup in the Squishee | | Biggest Dissapointment : | Scott Fisher | | AFL team : | West Coast | | Favorite Movie : | Gunga Din | | Prefered Music : | Door Chime | |
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